Christmas gifts to some Oakland Raiders…
To everyone in the Raider Nation – enjoy a safe and prosperous Holiday Season with best wishes for the New Year. Since this is the season of giving, SBReport.net will hand out presents to a few Oakland Raiders:
JaMarcus Russell:
Hopefully Santa will bring him accuracy, better footwork, pocket awareness and a little more motivation this Christmas. On second thought, the jolly old fat-man and his reindeers may not be able to lug that around on his sleigh. He may not be able to give Russell a ride either – poor reindeers.
Luke Lawton:
Clean blood and urine samples.
Shane Lechler:
Continued strength on that powerful right leg so he can destroy Sammy Baugh’s 51.4 punt average set in 1940. He is currently at 51.5 per punt.
Nnamdi Asomugha:
Another Pro-Bowl selection.
Tyvon Branch:
More recognition around the league as he continues to develop into one of the better safeties in the AFC.
Darren McFadden:
More touches in varying formations and glue for his hands.
Cornell Green:
A new address in 2010.
Darrius Heyward-Bey:
An injection of instant wide receiver skills.
Tommy Kelly:
A functioning belt.
Mike Mitchell:
More reps and clean targets for his fury.
Nick Miller:
A one-way ticket off the inactive list.
Javon Walker:
A time machine to speed up his departure out of Oakland.
Greg Ellis:
A healthy set of knees.
Johnnie Lee Higgins:
A new barber.
Louis Murphy:
His own set of referees that won’t overturn any of his receptions.
Tom Cable:
A punching bag, a new playbook and hope for two-more wins and a chance to keep his job.
Sebastian Janikowski:
Ten more clean attempts at a 70-yard field goal.
